In the dining room there is a sign that announces what will be available for the next meal. Yesterday morning it announced "Don nots" for breakfast. Of course I assumed they meant donuts. I went into the kitchen where there were a couple boxes of Sam's Club donuts. I asked a Mexican lady if these were the donuts because I wanted to see if she was going to pronounce it "Don Nots" and she did. But it was more like she was unable to pronounce the word "donuts", as if from a speech impediment. I asked her if she knew of the actor Don Knots. She said no. It's all starting to make sense now.