The state inspector from "life-safety" who was about to shut the building down because of various violations, with whom we are now making an attempt to comply to the regulations which the administrator claims to have know nothing about, now rejected our plan of correction in lieu of rule he himself knew nothing about. So, my job yesterday was to go around the building collecting all aerosols(hairspray, spraypaint, wd-40, etc) from all persons and places within the building, ridding the building of "dangerous" materials.
conversation with myself and the administrator as i was clocking out at 4:58pm administrator: it's after 5? me: um, no administrator: after 5 time to clock out huh? we both turn and look at the clock 4:59pm me: yep